fourtrisly:

the-canadian-government:

whynotstyless:

nappyheadet-ho-ho-hoes:

"wow! who taught you to do your makeup like that?"image

"wow! who taught you how to make that?"

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"wow! who taught you-"

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why do you know so much about sex
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why are you so calm about porn
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Why do you know so much about murdering people
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Why do you want to murder a lot of people

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568,250 notes · 4 minutes ago
chalkandiron:

cute-overload:

I Otter Kiss You Right on the Facehttp://cute-overload.tumblr.com

WHAT IS THIS CUTENESS 😭
87,051 notes · 10 minutes ago
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insaiyan-dragonslayer:

bmontoya09:

insaiyan-dragonslayer:

insaiyan-dragonslayer:

Look at my fucking zucchini

Well it happened. His stupid fucking picture got 100+ notes

Stop complaining and bask in the fame

But it’s just a zucchini. It’s not even ma face.
64,246 notes · 16 minutes ago
yaoipeen:

eggwitch:

bunnyfood:

Boing, boing, boing

is that a fucking toucan


no its a dog
101,213 notes · 24 minutes ago
feministbatwoman:

gishkishenh:

hojasenblanco:

Dangerous wolf

Big Bad Wolf, indeed.

"WHOSAN APEX PREDATOR? IS IT YOU? IS IT YOU? IT IS YOU!"
titoooooooo:

t-rexhatespush-ups:

sr-mod-blog:

frostbitesays:

ilovemy-airman:

flamesfromthemind:

The night before the burial of her husband 2nd Lt. James Cathey of the United States Marine Corps, killed in Iraq, Katherine Cathey refused to leave the casket, asking to sleep next to his body for the last time. The Marines made a bed for her, tucking in the sheets below the flag. Before she fell asleep, she opened her laptop computer and played songs that reminded her of him, and one of the Marines asked if she wanted them to continue standing watch as she slept. “I think it would be kind of nice if you kept doing it” she said. “I think that’s what he would have wanted”.-Not sure what is more honorable: Being married to this faithful wife to the end or the Marine standing next to the casket watching over them both.IN HONOR OF ALL OF OUR ARMED FORCES PLEASE SHARE THIS.

forever reblog. forever.

Never forget those who were lost. To all those in uniform, thank you.
158,457 notes · 39 minutes ago
sleepybrowneyes:

seifukucat:

googled “dog swearing” and wasn’t disappointed

His fucking look of determination. Like, “you’re going to fucking jail Greg.”
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118,469 notes · 57 minutes ago
novacorps:

Date someone who looks at you the way Mark Ruffalo looks at Paul Rudd.