IM SO PISSED OFF THAT WE DONT HAVE BALLS ANY MORE
I WANT TO WEAR A HUGE DRESS AND BE COURTED AND DANCE AROUND AND HAVE MY GOWN SWEEP THE FLOOR AND BE ALL ELEGANT AND GRACEFUL WITH GLOVES AND SHIT
BUT NO WE HAVE DUMB HOUSE PARTIES WITH CHEAP BEER AND RED CUPS AND HORNY TEENAGE BOYS WHO PUT THEIR HANDS UP MY SHIRT
for a second there i thought you were talking about testicles omg
Finally bought myself a birthday present. I’ll show y’all when it ships. Praying it fits because the measurements were weird as hell!
Clearly a fleshlight
australians dont have sex
I spat out my coffee
sorry about your
2015 is only 5 months away, just let that sink in
What the fuck does the sink want now
He signed up through my manager so I had not met him.
76 years old.
He was on the US powerlifting team in the 90’s (not sure what fed/team exactly).
He squatted 600 and benched 385 raw at 52 years old, 210 pounds (220 weight class).
He’s won meets in Russia and Sweeden.
Russians tried to trade him steroids for his American knee wraps.
We didn’t even do a PT session, I just let him tell me stories for an hour.
He is my new best friend.
And his name is Rocky.