average-to-beast:

http://www.average-to-beast.com/

blendablelion:

harroldstyle:

IM SO PISSED OFF THAT WE DONT HAVE BALLS ANY MORE
I WANT TO WEAR A HUGE DRESS AND BE COURTED AND DANCE AROUND AND HAVE MY GOWN SWEEP THE FLOOR AND BE ALL ELEGANT AND GRACEFUL WITH GLOVES AND SHIT

BUT NO WE HAVE DUMB HOUSE PARTIES WITH CHEAP BEER AND RED CUPS AND HORNY TEENAGE BOYS WHO PUT THEIR HANDS UP MY SHIRT 

for a second there i thought you were talking about testicles omg

360,736 notes · 51 minutes ago

weightliftingcanadian:

strengthistheprimaryobjective:

team-bear-arms:

weightliftingcanadian:

Finally bought myself a birthday present. I’ll show y’all when it ships. Praying it fits because the measurements were weird as hell!

Clearly a fleshlight

Huehuehuehueh

-_-“

24 notes · 52 minutes ago

istoleyourpanties:

quarterclever:

especiallygoodfinder:

nepeter:

australians dont have sex

australians mate

I spat out my coffee

sorry about your image

frICK

785,757 notes · 18 hours ago

Anonymous:
Before and after pics?

missjessiecakes:

mymompickedthisurl:

before:


after:

serious gains.  180lbs in 28 years

a+ for sass.

121,559 notes · 18 hours ago

thatshinyobject:

kingsleyyy:

2015 is only 5 months away, just let that sink in

What the fuck does the sink want now

86,916 notes · 18 hours ago
295,507 notes · 18 hours ago
A guy came into the gym for a PT session with me today.

redwhiteandjacked:

He signed up through my manager so I had not met him.

76 years old.

He was on the US powerlifting team in the 90’s (not sure what fed/team exactly).

He squatted 600 and benched 385 raw at 52 years old, 210 pounds (220 weight class).

He’s won meets in Russia and Sweeden.

Russians tried to trade him steroids for his American knee wraps.

We didn’t even do a PT session, I just let him tell me stories for an hour.

He is my new best friend.

And his name is Rocky.

#ThankYouBasedRocky 

101 notes · 19 hours ago
errabear21:

something I would do 😎
Re-blog if you’re accepting anonymous asks from anyone about anything
143,639 notes · 19 hours ago