June 2012
person: are you athletic?
me: i run
person: oh sweet
me: *whispers* a blog
LOL →
omg so yesterday i put a salt line on the pathway to our front door because i was fucking around and my brother was pretending to be a demon
and today we ordered pizza and the salt line was still there
and my brother went outside to sign for the pizza
and the pizzaman refused to step over the salt line, like he almost did and then he backed up and handed my bro the pizza and left; which is...
yeah i go the club all the time what of it
✖ Single ✖ Taken ✔Starving
yum yum yum